“Un bărbat a scris o scrisoare proprietarului unui mic hotel:
- Aș vrea să-mi iau câinele cu mine. El este bine educat, desigur, nu va cauza probleme. Nu vă deranjează?
A primit un răspuns:
- Administrez acest hotel de mulți ani și nu s-a întâmplat niciodată un câine să-mi fure prosoapele, așternuturile sau vreun tablou. Nu a trebuit niciodată să sun la poliție pentru că un câine s-a îmbătat și a început o ceartă în miezul nopții. Și nu sa întâmplat niciodată ca câinele să nu plătească factura. Prin urmare, sunt bucuros să-i urez bun venit câinelui, iar dacă acesta garantează pentru tine, poți veni și tu.”
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